Feb 21, 2011

NYC real estate humor, RE: Driveway House

I love a broker who works on holidays- actually, any professional who will work holidays is ok by me (not ALL holidays, but life doesn't pause just because the bank is closed!)   My broker sent this today and I had to share.   My mother pointed out that she would have loved to see pictures of the bathroom- my guess is getting a bathroom picture wasn't possible with the tightness of the angles (I've tried photographing bathrooms, it is the absolute worst!).
Happy Presidents Day!   I thought everyone would enjoy a little NYC real estate humor today. Enjoy!   
This house, located near the intersection of Ave T and Van Sicklen, in Brooklyn, NY .
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Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one bedroom, one bathroom home that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long. It's interior area is just under 300 square feet.
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Here's the living room, looking towards the front
of the house
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Here's the living room again, looking towards
the back
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Here's the kitchen. Note that despite the small space,
they've managed to fit a washer and dryer into the place.
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Here's the bedroom.. It comes with a Murphy bed,
which is a necessity in such a space. This is what it
looks like with the Murphy Bed down
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And here the bedroom with the Murphy Bed retracted:
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You also get some patio space out back.
Here it is, looking towards the front of the house:
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And here's the patio looking towards the back:
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Here are the home's 'Listed Features':
* Completely redone top-to-bottom, front-to-back!
* Tumbled stone entrance walk
* Renovated Bath
* Renovated Kitchen with new stove, cabinets and stacked W/D
* Bedroom with Murphy Bed + 'Built-ins' .. (doubles as a den)
* Walkout to fenced patio
* 100 Amp service
* 2 Satellite Dishes and Receiver
* Window Air Conditioner Available 
THE PRICE ? ? ?    You get all this for....ONLY $479,900.00!
Only in New York, folks.  Only in New York!

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