Feb 21, 2011

NYC real estate humor, RE: Driveway House

I love a broker who works on holidays- actually, any professional who will work holidays is ok by me (not ALL holidays, but life doesn't pause just because the bank is closed!)   My broker sent this today and I had to share.   My mother pointed out that she would have loved to see pictures of the bathroom- my guess is getting a bathroom picture wasn't possible with the tightness of the angles (I've tried photographing bathrooms, it is the absolute worst!).
Happy Presidents Day!   I thought everyone would enjoy a little NYC real estate humor today. Enjoy!   
This house, located near the intersection of Ave T and Van Sicklen, in Brooklyn, NY .
Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one bedroom, one bathroom home that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long. It's interior area is just under 300 square feet.
Here's the living room, looking towards the front
of the house
Here's the living room again, looking towards
the back
Here's the kitchen. Note that despite the small space,
they've managed to fit a washer and dryer into the place.
Here's the bedroom.. It comes with a Murphy bed,
which is a necessity in such a space. This is what it
looks like with the Murphy Bed down
And here the bedroom with the Murphy Bed retracted:
You also get some patio space out back.
Here it is, looking towards the front of the house:
And here's the patio looking towards the back:
Here are the home's 'Listed Features':
* Completely redone top-to-bottom, front-to-back!
* Tumbled stone entrance walk
* Renovated Bath
* Renovated Kitchen with new stove, cabinets and stacked W/D
* Bedroom with Murphy Bed + 'Built-ins' .. (doubles as a den)
* Walkout to fenced patio
* 100 Amp service
* 2 Satellite Dishes and Receiver
* Window Air Conditioner Available 
THE PRICE ? ? ?    You get all this for....ONLY $479,900.00!
Only in New York, folks.  Only in New York!

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