Mar 12, 2008

New Letterman Top 10 List RE: Spitzer Scandal

When I went to Letterman's site to see if I could find any pictures, I found an even better top ten list about Spitzer!!!

Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

1. Hey, what's new?
2. It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Never mind.
3. Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it
4. I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?
5. This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife
6. It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice
7. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?
8. It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way
9. Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free
10. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor

This is a much funnier list, but I am surprised by the Paris Hilton crack- she was on his show a while ago and he gave her a hard time about prison that he took some (very little) flack for... what's his issue with her?

But the best part is this: on his website there is a 'Top 10 Extra'
What is that you ask? (As did I) well, it's excatly what it sounds like- check it out!

-You said to hang up if your wife answered, but what am I supposed to do when the machine picks up?

-Just confirming that for tonight's appointment you want the girl to dress like Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

-This is George W. Bush. What's this I hear about New York wanting to get rid of wine spritzers?

-This is Alex Trebek. Are you interested in appearing on "Disgraced Governors Week?"

-Hi, It's Rudy Giuliani. Don't worry, this will all blow over after I'm in the White House

-I'm calling from Amtrak to tell you about our discounts for transporting hookers across state lines


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