Mar 12, 2008

Letterman's Top 10 List RE: Spitzer Scandal

David Letterman announced his “Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses” last night. The list is, as follows:

1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
3. Whether it’s a hooker or your wife, you’re always paying for it… you married fellows know
what I’m talking about.
4. Uh, tainted beef?
5. Haven’t been myself since Roy Scheider died.
6. It’s part of my new MTV prank show “Spitz’d.”
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
8. Just trying to help the economy.
9. Hookers is fun.
10. Oh, come on. Like you were never involved in a prostitution ring

I like number 6, I don't find Letterman funny anymore, but I think it's great that he did the list on such a hyped up current topic!

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